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	<title>Idiot Customers &#187; Quality Assurance</title>
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		<title>Do Not Call!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 06:57:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A-Train</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[I monitor calls for a telemarketing company.  I could not believe this inbound call.  The rep really kept her cool.] Customer:  I want you to quit calling my house.  Remove me from your do not call list! Rep:  I am sorry you have been bothered by our calling you.  I would be happy to add &#8230; </p><p><a class="more-link block-button" href="http://idiotcustomers.com/2010/do-not-call/">Continue reading &#187;</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>[I monitor calls for a telemarketing company.  I could not believe this inbound call.  The rep really kept her cool.]</em></p>
<p><strong>Customer</strong>:  I want you to quit calling my house.  Remove me from your do not call list!</p>
<p><strong>Rep</strong>:  I am sorry you have been bothered by our calling you.  I would be happy to add your phone number to our do not call list.  What is your phone number please?</p>
<p><strong>Customer</strong>:  I am not giving you my phone number.  I said I wanted you to remove my number from your do not call list.  I do not want you calling me.</p>
<p><strong>Rep</strong>:  I understand you do not wish to be called.  In order to know what phone number you do not wish us to call I would need you to tell me that phone number.  This way I can have the number added to the do not call list.  This would prevent (company name) from calling you with any future offers.  With this in mind may I please have the phone number that you would like to have blocked.</p>
<p><strong>Customer</strong>:  I told you I don’t want you to call me anymore!  I am not giving you my phone number! (Getting louder)  I told you to remove me from your do not call list and stop calling me!  I will sue you if you do not stop calling!</p>
<p><strong>Rep</strong>:  I understand you wish to have (company name) stop calling you.  The only way I can stop future marketing calls is if you provide me with the phone number you would like me to have added to the do not call list. Please, may I have your phone number?</p>
<p><strong>Customer</strong>:  Will you stop rebuttaling me!  Do you hear me?!  Do you hear me?!  Don’t call me again or I will sue you!</p>
<p>(Caller hung up, slamming the phone down very hard.  I hope he broke it! Also note that he kept asking to be removed from the do not call list&#8230; idiot!)</p>
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