Tag Archive: Movie Theatre

May
14

Theater Idiots

[When I was a teenager I worked for a movie theater as a projectionist.] One late Saturday night, with packed theaters, we suddenly could smell a strange odor that was getting stronger by the minute. Since we could not identify it we called the fire department. They said to evacuate the theaters immediately, don’t turn …

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Mar
03

Twelve O-Clock?

[I worked for a movie theatre when I was a teenager and this is my favorite Idiot Customer!] The patron walked up to me and asked: “What time does the twelve o-clock showing of Dances with Wolves start?” Completely bewildered and a little confused I answered the question, “Twelve o-clock.” Patron: “Thank you.” WTF?!