The other night, I was working overtime and was in the last hour of a 13 hour day. Things had slowed down so I was thinking “hey I may be able to relax and have a nice drive home tonight.” Just then I heard a diesel engine and then this Dodge Ram pickup with duel …
Tag Archive: Customer Service
Jun
23
Jun
14
A Tight Fit
An old guy came in today and wanted 4 new tires. He handed me a quote that he got the day before for 17 inch tires. I looked and his door and guess what, HE HAS 18 INCH RIMS. After explaining to him that while he was quoted for 17 inch tires I could not …
Jan
18
I Wish It Would Rain Down…
This guy slams a box on the customer service counter and starts screaming at me. He says the damn thing doesn’t work and there are holes in his roof because of us. The guy then said if it rains we will be paying for the repairs to his house. He ranted for some time, repeating …
Tags: Customer Service, Retail
Nov
12
Nov
07
PC != Mac
Yes, but i have a mac!
Oct
13
Too Many Commercials
Idiot complains about too many commercials.
May
05
Apparently, we DO control transmission!
[I work for a cable company] Caller: I am tired of you people showing the same shit all the time. I am going to have to change companies if you do not do anything about it. Me: (Cable Company) does not choose the programming. That is decided by the networks. Caller: Well, if you don’t …
Mar
21
European Cars
[I work for an economy auto shop.] My shop keeps getting morons who spend a shitload of money for european cars. They seem very suprised when we tell them that we don’t carry the filters that they need, nor the special tires that they require, or the tools needed to fix a damn thing for …
Mar
07
Remove Before Using
Customer: (Walks up with a CD player with headphones still plugged into it and chucks it onto the counter). You sold me a faulty CD player and ruined my sons’ birthday. This was his big gift and you ruined it for him! Me: I am sorry, what is wrong with the CD player? Customer: (Picks …
Mar
06
What Tape?
Customer: I want to return this camcorder. Here is my receipt. Me: Alright, but since it has been opened there will be a 10% restocking fee to return it. Customer: That is bullshit! I bought that to record my wedding and it didn’t work, so if anything you owe me money for selling me a …