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Dec 31

Humanity Is Doomed

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Taken at an Alabama grocery store… I weep… I weep

Tags: Alabama, Customer, grocery, Retail, service

Nov 27

What the hell

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What the bell is wrong with people. Who thinks that Macing other shoppers is a good black friday strategy. It’s getting to the point where these frenzied sales are beginning to put other people in danger. I can’t wait for a major retailer to get sued big time by an injured customer or former employee.

Tags: black friday, christmas, customers, Retail, sales, service

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Nov 17

An Open Letter to Idiot Customers Everywhere

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Dear Customers: Now that the holidays are upon us, you may find yourselves frustrated and angry during your shopping trips, and you feel that it is our duty to stand there and be dumped on by you because you have the money. Here are some important things to remember: THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS WRONG: Whoever …

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Jun 27

What the Hell Was That Loud Bang

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A women came in today for an oil change with this . . . . . . and yes that is a massive hole in the bell housing of a Jeep transmission. Dumbass

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Jun 23

Butthole with a Duelly

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The other night, I was working overtime and was in the last hour of a 13 hour day. Things had slowed down so I was thinking “hey I may be able to relax and have a nice drive home tonight.” Just then I heard a diesel engine and then this Dodge Ram pickup with duel …

Tags: Customer, Customer Service, Tire and Lube Tech

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Jun 14

A Tight Fit

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An old guy came in today and wanted 4 new tires. He handed me a quote that he got the day before for 17 inch tires. I looked and his door and guess what, HE HAS 18 INCH RIMS. After explaining to him that while he was quoted for 17 inch tires I could not …

Tags: Auto Service, Customer Service, Tire and Lube Tech

Jan 18

I Wish It Would Rain Down…

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This guy slams a box on the customer service counter and starts screaming at me. He says the damn thing doesn’t work and there are holes in his roof because of us. The guy then said if it rains we will be paying for the repairs to his house. He ranted for some time, repeating …

Tags: Customer Service, Retail

Jan 14

One-Eyed Fat Man

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Idiot doesn’t want to walk to a register to pay that he has to pass to exit store.

Tags: cdrummer41, Retail, Sales Associate

Nov 12

No It’s Magic

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It’s defective.

Tags: Customer Service, Retail