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  1. I Need an Expert — January 29, 2012
  2. Humanity Is Doomed — December 31, 2011
  3. What the hell — November 27, 2011
  4. An Open Letter to Idiot Customers Everywhere — November 17, 2011
  5. What the Hell Was That Loud Bang — June 27, 2011

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Jan
29

I Need an Expert

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Industry: Customer Service Occupation: Retail Sales Location: Washington, US The other day I had a woman come up to my counter asking for a calculator expert. She had purchased a little 10$ scientific calculator for her daughter. Since no such expert exists (what kind of store gives extensive training on a calculator?) and since I …

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Dec
31

Humanity Is Doomed

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Taken at an Alabama grocery store… I weep… I weep

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Nov
27

What the hell

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What the bell is wrong with people. Who thinks that Macing other shoppers is a good black friday strategy. It’s getting to the point where these frenzied sales are beginning to put other people in danger. I can’t wait for a major retailer to get sued big time by an injured customer or former employee.

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Nov
17

An Open Letter to Idiot Customers Everywhere

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Dear Customers: Now that the holidays are upon us, you may find yourselves frustrated and angry during your shopping trips, and you feel that it is our duty to stand there and be dumped on by you because you have the money. Here are some important things to remember: THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS WRONG: Whoever …

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Jun
27

What the Hell Was That Loud Bang

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BANG!

A women came in today for an oil change with this . . .                 . . . and yes that is a massive hole in the bell housing of a Jeep transmission. Dumbass

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Jun
23

Butthole with a Duelly

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The other night, I was working overtime and was in the last hour of a 13 hour day. Things had slowed down so I was thinking “hey I may be able to relax and have a nice drive home tonight.” Just then I heard a diesel engine and then this Dodge Ram pickup with duel …

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Jun
14

A Tight Fit

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An old guy came in today and wanted 4 new tires. He handed me a quote that he got the day before for 17 inch tires. I looked and his door and guess what, HE HAS 18 INCH RIMS. After explaining to him that while he was quoted for 17 inch tires I could not …

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Jun
09

We Are Back!

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After a weak attempt by The Man to shut this constitutionally protected forum down, I took over Idiot Customers, and now it’s back under INDEPENDENT ownership. This site was started as a forum to vent, rant and slam the stupid idiots that make your life a living hell. Open it up and get it off …

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Jan
18

I Wish It Would Rain Down…

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This guy slams a box on the customer service counter and starts screaming at me. He says the damn thing doesn’t work and there are holes in his roof because of us. The guy then said if it rains we will be paying for the repairs to his house. He ranted for some time, repeating …

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Jan
14

One-Eyed Fat Man

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Idiot doesn’t want to walk to a register to pay that he has to pass to exit store.

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