A-Train

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Date registered: March 22, 2010

Latest posts

  1. I Need an Expert — January 29, 2012
  2. Humanity Is Doomed — December 31, 2011
  3. What the hell — November 27, 2011
  4. An Open Letter to Idiot Customers Everywhere — November 17, 2011
  5. What the Hell Was That Loud Bang — June 27, 2011

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  1. An Open Letter to Idiot Customers Everywhere — 1 comment

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Nov 12

No It’s Magic

It’s defective.

Nov 07

Zip Code Privacy

Provide me with your Zip Code so I know everything about you!

Nov 07

PC != Mac

Yes, but i have a mac!

Nov 04

Bad Memory. Bad Attitude.

5 minutes could save you $50!

Oct 28

You top off all fluids, right?

People want some strange fluids for their cars!

Oct 13

Too Many Commercials

Idiot complains about too many commercials.

Aug 05

I Want My Premium Channels Back!

The company I worked for discovered that several of our customers were able to view some of our premium channels that they were not paying for. As soon as the error was realized of course it was fixed and the calls started pouring in. Idiots galore began to call in complaining about the loss of …

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Aug 04

What’s a phone cord?

A customer called me the other day complaining the phone is not working. Everything is working fine in our system and I ask the customer to check the telephone wire in the back of the modem. “What’s a phone cord?” I am thinking the customer is joking right. Noooooo, after explaining it does not screw …

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Aug 04

How do you spell Linksys? W-e-b-s-t-a-r?

The customer calls in because her internet is not working. I can see with our software that the modem is working and ask the customer if she has a router and she says yes. I asked her what brand the router is and she says Webstar. I let her know that this is not the …

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Jun 21

They all look the same!

Guy calls in to get help with his cable. States that its broken and we need to get out to fix it. I ask him a few times about the remote he is using. He insisted it was the right one. So we go to his other tv to check it out. That one is …

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