Dear Customers:
Now that the holidays are upon us, you may find yourselves frustrated and angry during your shopping trips, and you feel that it is our duty to stand there and be dumped on by you because you have the money. Here are some important things to remember:
THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS WRONG: Whoever said “the customer is always right” never had to deal with the retards of today. Anytime a customer has an issue with a price or a policy is because they can’t be bothered to read all the signs all over the store. I am not giving a 90% discount because the customer can’t read a label nor am I going to allow you to return something on day 91 or later.
SAVE THE DRAMA FOR YOUR MAMA: Spare us the sob story. So what if you are late picking up your kids because the lines are long/price checks/supervisor overrides, etc. We don’t care. Leave earlier, and if it’s pissing you off, it isn’t our fault. We would rather not have to deal with your stupid ass. We are not liable for anything other than what we have direct control over. Good luck trying to sue us because your house flooded while you were waiting in line (some schmuck actually tried to claim this).
WE ARE HUMAN TOO: Don’t expect good service if disrespect us. We work a crap job serving crap people for crappy pay. If you give us a hard time, we are not thinking “how can I improve this person’s experience,” we are thinking “give me something to kill you with . . . can you pick up a car and drop it on a person.” We have families too; do not come in on a holiday unless you absolutely need to. You can do without the oil change on thanksgiving, nor do you need to be hanging around right before we close. Get your crap and leave.
DON’T MESS WITH THE PERSON HANDLING YOUR FOOD: Watch the movie “Waiting.” You don’t see how your food is prepared, if you treat your server like crap, you will definitely get some “garlic salt” added, or have Mexican mixed with continental. If there is a problem with your meal, be polite and tip well.
Keep these points in mind and we’ll get along fine.
Sincerely
All Fed Up Service Employees
Nov 17
An Open Letter to Idiot Customers Everywhere
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teradwaller
December 19, 2011 at 9:04 pm (UTC -7)
Another exciting day working at your favorite store. CUSTOMERS are really stupid . We provide electric carts for people that need help getting around, I get tired of hearing that none of them are working, they run on batteries!! THEY are kept plugging in when not in use, THE carts need to be unplugged from the outlet WHY??? do they ask?? y favorite customer comment is why are the grocery carts WET????? maybe it is the fact that is RAINING outside!! OH and do not forget the people that come in and buy the largest TV that they can find and then want it loaded in the smallest car that they have and say can you make it fit!!And speaking of IDIOTS my BOSS is a charter member in idiots r us.