European Cars

[I work for an economy auto shop.]

My shop keeps getting morons who spend a shitload of money for european cars. They seem very suprised when we tell them that we don’t carry the filters that they need, nor the special tires that they require, or the tools needed to fix a damn thing for their overpriced codpiece, and that they have to go to the dealer for every little thing. If you’re going to be a cheap shit and bring your car to our economy shop, get a Toyota. If you buy a BMW or an Audi, you better expect to pay out your ass.