Caller: I want to know why I do not get channels “a, b, and c” anymore. Me: I am sorry you are not receiving channels “a,b, and c” anymore but you are not signed up for them and have never been signed up to get those channels. You must have been receiving them in error. …
Monthly Archive: May 2010
May
21
May
17
3 Strikes
I was at Walgreens the other day and the lady in front of me was a true Idiot customer. She gets up to the counter and asks for her prescriptions. The pharmacy employee starts hunting up the prescriptions and is having a hard time finding one. After a few minutes of the employee looking all …
May
14
Theater Idiots
[When I was a teenager I worked for a movie theater as a projectionist.] One late Saturday night, with packed theaters, we suddenly could smell a strange odor that was getting stronger by the minute. Since we could not identify it we called the fire department. They said to evacuate the theaters immediately, don’t turn …
May
05
Apparently, we DO control transmission!
[I work for a cable company] Caller: I am tired of you people showing the same shit all the time. I am going to have to change companies if you do not do anything about it. Me: (Cable Company) does not choose the programming. That is decided by the networks. Caller: Well, if you don’t …